Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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