Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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