Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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two words...techno handjob
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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