Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He? As in you personified your dick?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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