I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
ok first of all what the fuck
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