Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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