wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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