So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
