Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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