If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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