i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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