So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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