Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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