no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
We don't watch enough power rangers
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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