**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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