On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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