Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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