You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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