New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Dick very happy bro
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
