Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
