wrigley field is MILF paradise
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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