return my video game
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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