dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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