New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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