When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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