I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize