My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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