love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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