So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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