i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Actions speak louder than pants.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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