No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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