You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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