How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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