Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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