im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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