Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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