so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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