We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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