I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
YAS. BRING CRAB.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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