party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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