what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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