you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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