I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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