just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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