do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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