I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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