I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
