we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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