I feel like abortions should bother me more
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Randomize
