he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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