And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I need to calm my uterus...
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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