she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
How does one acquire holy water?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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