Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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