I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
the day after is always just damage control
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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