i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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