everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I won't apologize to a one balled man
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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