Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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